I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

(via real-life-has-n0-appeal)

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Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

#white folks


long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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Always relevant. 


fucking cuddle with me you bitch

(via these-eyes-see-color)

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Nobody will protect you from your suffering. You can’t cry it away or eat it away or starve it away or walk it away or punch it away or even therapy it away. It’s just there, and you have to survive it. You have to endure it. You have to live through it and love it and move on and be better for it and run as far as you can in the direction of your best and happiest dreams across the bridge that was built by your own desire to heal. Cheryl Strayed, Tiny Beautiful Things (via ohteenscanrelate)

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i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

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If you ever figure me out, please teach me who I am. William Chapman  (via moaka)

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if you catch me staring at you in public I’m probably trying to figure out what the chances of you being a lesbian are

(via thearchdukeofcockatoos)

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The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

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He looks so proud